“Uhh… God?”
“What?”
“Remember the rock you put all that green stuff
on?”
“Green stuff?”
“The green leafy stuff.”
“Yeah, vaguely.”
“Remember that little creature you made too, out of clay? And the
friend?”
“Oh yeah. They totally ate that apple. I wonder
how long they lasted.”
“There are 7 billion.”
“7 billion of what?”
“Of the creatures.”
“The fuck?”
“I’m serious.”
“Is someone feeding them?”
“They feed themselves. They started planting the
green shit. All over the rock.”
“Enough for 7 billion?”
“Yeah, mostly.”
“Are they unable to kill each other?”
“Some try, but the others stop them mostly.”
“Are you just
fucking with me, Gabriel?”
“Dude I’m not. Look.”
“Woooah… that’s
crazy.”
“You have a fan club down there too.”
“They remember me?”
“Nah… they started
making shit up.”
“Weird…”
“What do we do? Smash it?”
“Leave it alone. It’s cute. They'll burn themselves up
eventually, anyhow."
