Jumat, 20 November 2015

Oke, jadi hari ini gua memutuskan untuk baca Fifty Shades of Grey


Itu buku emang udah ada di perpustakaan gua sejak entah kapan.

Gua ambil dari rak... liat-liat sampulnya... terus buka halaman random...

...langsung nemu paragraf beginian:

Christian Grey puts his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. "Wider," he said as he put in one more. "I bet you've never had this many thumb in your mouth." I hadn't.

*mikir* 

WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET ALL THOSE THUMBS?!


*tutup buku. bakar.*